Are the red carpet interviewers part of ABC's master plan to finally reach that younger demo for the show?
Judging from the opening, is the new strategy to turn this into the Grammys?
Was that a lot of green or what?
Should we just be grateful they didn't predictably start with a hosts making a silly entrance?
Do you remember hearing Beyonce's original song from King Richard before now?
Are 3 hosts too many?
Didn't they have to address the category cutting controversy?
When are we going to find out who won Editing?
Were you worried each host would have their own monologue?
Wasn't Amy Schumer's Don't Look Up jab pretty great?
Wasn't it completely true what she said about Sorkin somehow being able to make an unfunny movie about Lucille Ball?
Have we just found out where all this 'extra time' is going on the show?
Was DeBose's win such a foregone conclusion that she didn't even seem surprised?
Did Regina Hall sell the hell out of that COVID testing gag or what?
So, guessing it's okay to joke about that now?
What's Chamalet wearing?
Did anyone know it was the 30th Anniversary of White Men Can't Jump?
Feel old yet?
If not, will you by the time the show's over?
Has the Dune technical sweep began?
Could they breeze by that Documentary Short announcement any faster?
But didn't it probably get more time than we expected?
True to her word, wasn't it cool Jessica Chastain attended that pre-taped ceremony?
Were you waiting for security to escort the uninvited Rachel Zegler out of the building?
Did her bad week continue when she had to present with someone 15 feet taller than her?
Are you still in disbelief that Lily James played Pamela Anderson?
Does everyone remember where they were when...The Flash entered the speed force?
Didn't Dreamgirls seem really, really out of place on that superhero heavy list?
Wasn't Wanda Sykes' segment with the great Tim Bagley at the Academy Museum by far the best skit of the night?
Where was the Flash entering the speed force exhibit?
How about Wanda's reaction to Hattie McDaniel's missing Oscar?
Did you immediately get chills from Youn Yuh-jung's reaction to Troy Kotsur's win?
And then that shot of the audience?
Between this and Dune's dominance, could things look any bleaker for The Power of the Dog?
Isn't the music playing the winners up to the stage unusually good this year?
Hasn't the show been a lot more slickly produced than last year's debacle?
How are we doing on time?
Did Mila Kunis' speech mean we're not getting Zelensky?
Isn't that okay since he probably his hands full right now?
All things considered, aren't they handling the pre-taped awards segments fairly well?
Were you worried Dune would also win Costume Design and screw up everyone's predictions?
Weren't you relieved it didn't?
6 Oscars already for Dune?
Wanda Sykes as Richard Williams?
Has Jennifer Garner aged in 15 years?
Did you hear that ovation for Branagh's win?
Was that adapted screenplay loss to CODA the final nail in The Power of the Dog's coffin?
Isn't it kind of a miracle Minamata somehow finished third in the Oscar popular vote?
Was Rami Malek introducing that song in character as Lyutsifer Safin?
Didn't Billie Eilish's Bond theme sound better live than in the movie?
Did they just say "final exciting hour?"
Does that mean we're ending at 11:15?
Should I hold them to that?
By that time, will Dune have won more Oscars than Titanic?
Must they announce a category winner the second after they return from break?
Isn't Ridley Scott just going to love Regina Hall's The Last Duel joke?
Um, What the hell just happened with Will Smith and Chris Rock?
Wait, was that real?
Did Smith just open hand smack him across the face?
Over "G.I. Jane 2?"
Does someone need to tell the Smiths that G.I. Jane features maybe the most badass bald woman in any movie?
Does this incident put the "Oscar streaker" to shame?
Was someone at ABC just instructed to sit on the censor button for 2 minutes straight?
Hasn't Smith taken this Richard Williams role a bit far?
Should Williams now star in a movie about Smith?
Didn't you just know Chris Rock would make this show interesting and relevant again?
If that was staged, should both take home Oscars?
Which was worse: The slap or look of smug satisfaction on Smith's face as he strutted off the stage?
Should someone tell him he's a week early for Wrestlemania?
Is it time to start worrying who they'll egregiously leave out of the In Memoriam montage?
Weren't there a huge amount of notable deaths this year?
Wasn't that unusually upbeat music for an In Memoriam montage?
Wasn't it a nice touch having Bill Murray and Jamie Lee Curtis appear?
Did they really omit Bob Saget?
If you thought the White Can't Jump Anniversary made you feel old, imagine how who those who grew up on The Godfather feel?
Has a year ever gone by when Diane Warren wasn't nominated for Original Song?
Not a question but...COSTNER!
Did you see the audience hanging on his every word?
Was Jane Campion mocking his heartfelt speech?
Well, at least The Power of the Dog won something...right?
Should Campion maybe avoid talking about the Williams sisters again during her acceptance speech?
At this point were you thinking that Will Smith's speech sure should be interesting?
28 years later, doesn't it still kind of sting that Pulp Fiction didn't win Best Picture?
Were you expecting Will Smith to be tackled by security or police before reaching the podium?
A standing ovation...really?
Should Travolta and Jackson get ready to protect themselves?
Can Smith's career ever recover from this?
Isn't that such a weird thing to say about someone who just won an Oscar?
Is he lucky that such a thing as consequences don't exist?
Should he be in jail instead of on that stage a second time?
And to think 24 hours ago the big concern was how "boring" the show could be?
Did Smith put to rest any lingering doubt that the incident could have been staged the second he got up there and started talking?
Was that the longest acceptance speech in Oscar history?
Did you notice they wouldn't dare play him off?
Did all that early promise the show would end at a decent time just evaporate in front of our eyes?
Hopkins was right. Smith sure said it all, didn't he? And then some.
Hey, if they strip him of the Oscar will that compromise my near-perfect Oscar prediction score this year?
Wasn't it the biggest relief to see Jessica Chastain up there after all that?
Wasn't Gaga great in how she helped and guided Liza Minnelli?
Was CODA's Best Picture win completely overshadowed or what?
How about those Oscar ratings NOW?
If this doesn't raise them, will anything?
Then again, 3 hours and 40 minutes?
Can Chris Rock host next year?
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