Conan as Aunt Gladys?
Shouldn't Weapons have been nominated for more than just one Oscar?
Did that opening just give the whole movie away?
Aunt Gladys playing ping pong?
Aunt Gladys in KPop Demon Hunters?
Was that opening sketch an early sign Amy Madigan would win?
Didn't you know Conan wouldn't waste any time cracking a joke about Chalamet's ballet insult?
Wasn't he right about Ted Sarandos having never been to a theater?
Is it safe to assume that won't change now since Netflix isn't buying Warner Bros.?
Isn't it the sign of a good joke when the audience gasps with discomfort?
Did Conan's coronation ceremony make you want to see him actually win a Oscar?
Did you remember that Zoe Saldaña won Supporting Actress last year?
Actually, that one was kind of memorable wasn't it?
Is she aging in reverse?
Was everyone prepared to get that category wrong?
Was everyone prepared to get every category wrong?
Did every Oscar prognosticator breathe a sigh of relief when Madigan won?
Wasn't it a given she'd give an entertaining speech?
Was Conan's "Let's see him put his name in front of that" the line of the night?
How about his story about telling his wife he's the same age as Brad Pitt?
Any doubt KPop Demon Hunters would take Animated Feature?
Did they try to play those winners off quickly or what?
Was that because Madigan went long?
Was an upset winner for Animated Short the last thing anyone needed for their Oscar scorecard?
Was this the earliest in the show we've ever gotten a musical performance?
Wasn't that whole Sinners thing kind of wild?
Did you hear how into it the audience was?
Would it have gotten your attention if Frankenstein lost Costume Design to Sinners?
Or Makeup to...The Smashing Machine?
Who expected the first bleep of the night to come in the Hair/Makeup category?
Did you expect cast members to introduce each of their own film's casting directors?
Conflict of interest much?
But wasn't it kind of great?
How about that ovation for The Secret Agent?
Remember how sure everyone seemed of a category we've never had before?
Should we be a little more careful when predicting this one next year?
Did you see it as an ominous sign that Sinners lost in a category it was thought to be locked for?
Did that bode well for OBAA's Best picture chances?
A TIE????!!!!
How do we count this on our ballots?
Did you notice how careful Kumail was to reassure us it wasn't a joke after what we saw happen with Moonlight and La La Land?
And wasn't he right about the irony of the Live Action Short category taking twice as long now?
Retracting the winner's mic? Really?
Is Chalamet ever going to live this whole ballet thing down?
Unless he wins the Oscar, apologizes and dedicates it to dancers worldwide?
Should he know it's bad when winners are somehow incorporating it into their acceptance speeches?
Did you remember Kieran Culkin won Supporting Actor last year?
Didn't you just know Sean Penn wouldn't be there?
"Or didn't want to?"
Wasn't that Casablanca skit with Sterling K. Brown pretty clever?
Will it ever get tiresome seeing Paul Thomas Anderson accept a writing Oscar?
But isn't it about time for a directing one?
Would Ryan Coogler somehow losing Original Screenplay doom Sinners for the rest of the night?
Wasn't it great to see Billy Crystal on an Oscar stage again?
Could it possibly be under sadder circumstances?
Did you forget just how many popular, widely beloved titles Rob Reiner directed?
Did you spot Fred Savage on stage?
Wasn't that tribute an appropriate segue into the In Memoriam segment?
Is "appropriate" not usually the word we'd use to describe how they handle this portion of the show?
Isn't it scary the names we lost his past year?
Diane Keaton, Catherine O'Hara, Val Kilmer, Robert Duvall, Robert Redford?
Did they really just leave out James Van Der Beek?!
Eric Dane?
Brigitte Bardot?
How much longer are they going to keep pulling this?
Aren't you just waiting to hear the producers' lame excuse...again?
Were you about to lose it until remembering they did include Gene Hackman in last year's segment?
Did anyone else have problems understanding Barbra Streisand?
Wait, doesn't everyone call her "Babs?"
Not a question but...Grogu!
Isn't Avatar always good for an easy Visual Effects win?
They really want to get this thing finished by 10:30 don't they?
Didn't Grogu try his best to clap?
Why does the upcoming The Mandalorian and Grogu movie feel four years too late?
Remember when that Kimmel guy hosted the Oscars?
Did its title alone sway members to vote for Mr. Nobody Against Putin?
Did the lack of political speeches come to a screeching halt with this category?
Isn't F1 by far the weakest of the Best Picture nominees?
Am I the only one who doesn't get the deep affection for Bridesmaids?
But wasn't that bit with the notes funny?
Did Maya Rudolph have the best opening line with "Earlier today while I was counting my money?"
Did you expect the Academy President to look like a cross between Anna Camp and Brittany Snow?
Lewis Pullman does really look a lot like his dad doesn't he?
Did OBBA's editing win lock its Best Picture Oscar?
Or maybe not after that Sinners cinematography upset?
Can you believe a woman's never won in this category before now?
Didn't Train Dreams deserve it?
Isn't "Golden" inbsanely catchy?
Javier Bardem doesn't hold back does he?
Did anyone remember that Lionel Ritchie won an Original Song Oscar for White Knights?
Or recall the last time Diane Warren wasn't nominated?
They really didn't want that "Golden" songwriter to speak did they?
Weren't the producers downright militant in cutting time this year?
Doesn't it feel good to finally say PTA has a directing Oscar?
Wouldn't Zendaya and Pattinson in a PTA movie be intriguing?
Isn't it the truth that Adrien Brody saved last year's show from running short?
Has the Best Actor race ever been this tight?
Okay, maybe not?
Didn't Michael B. Jordan's mom look proud?
Didn't he give a classy speech of appropriate length?
But can we please keep Will Smith's name out of our mouths at the Oscars?
So maybe it didn't end by 10:30 but they still made really good time didn't they?
Is it hard for anyone to forget Mikey Madison beating Demi Moore last year?
Was it even possible to imagine a scenario where Jessie Buckley loses?
Are there any actors who can't sing?
Didn't the best film win for a change?
How about that impressive 1975 Best Picture nominee list PTA rattled off?
Isn't he right about Chase Infiniti being the heart of that movie?
How was she not even nominated?
But isn't it cool how she was named after two of 1995's most memorable movie characters?
Was Marty Supreme just completely shut out?
How about the show's ending skit?
Was that even more of a spoiler than the opening?
Or maybe not, if you didn't know which nominated picture they were spoofing?
Does appointing Conan as "Host For Life" actually not sound like such a bad idea?
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