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Monday, February 10, 2020

Burning Questions from the 2020 Oscars




Do you cringe in fear each year wondering how they'll open the show?

Did this not disappoint?

When Janel Monae walked onto the Mr. Rogers set, did you think ABC was staging another one of their live primetime reenactments?

Did she just really dress up as the May Queen from Midsommar?

Did Midsommar really just get a musical tribute at the Oscars?

Is this actually happening?

Can you pinch me now, please?

Should I take everything back I ever said about the Oscars?

Did most of the audience at home probably have no clue what the hell was happening?

Why aren't they showing Florence Pugh's reaction?! 

Shouldn't Midsommar have been nominated for...everything?

Or at the very least, costume and production design?

Is this the next best thing?

Can you believe I didn't review it?

Shouldn't we rectify that?

Or at least the best thing since Michael J. Fox showed up with Seth Rogen in a DeLorean?

Weren't those also costumes from Dolemite, Queen and Slim and Us?

Noticing a pattern?

Could the Academy possibly be apologizing for something?

Shouldn't Chris Rock be announced as the star of the upcoming Saw spinoff?

Did you remember Regina King won last year?

And for what?

Wasn't Brad's speech kind of a downer?

Impeachment hearings...really?

Were you thinking, "wait until Joaquin takes the stage?"

Did you know this was Pitt's second Oscar?

And that the other was for producing Moonlight?

Will an animated feature ever be nominated for Best Picture again?

First of many Kobe mentions?

Are Star Wars fans still whining about Kelly Marie Tran?

After delivering that line about reloading Keanu's Matrix, should we blame them?

Shouldn't he have been introduced as the star of the upcoming Bill and Ted Face the Music?

Did we just hear Keanu read the Parasite script?

And wasn't that awesome?

Does any movie have more heat behind it right now than Parasite?

Are you glad they chose the Joker stair scene as its screenplay clip?

Is Taika Waititi the first director playing Hitler in his own movie to win a screenplay Oscar?

Shouldn't Shia LeBouf been nominated for Best Supporting Actor for Honey Boy?

Isn't it The Neighbor's WINDOW?

Do you think the winners even care?

The Conners is still on?

Wasn't rewarding Once upon a Time in Hollywood's incredible production design the absolute right call?

Weren't Maya Rudolph and Kristin Wiig kind of insufferable?

Didn't it look like Billie Eilish agreed? 

Well, at least Greta Gerwig kind of won something...right?

Is Chrissy Metz delivering an Adelegram?

Tony Hawk?!

Is Florence Pugh the new Jennifer Lawrence?

Anyone surprised by Laura Dern's win?

Did you think "this is probably gonna be good" when she took the stage?

And wasn't it?

What if I told you five years ago you'd hear, "I'd like to thank Netflix" during an Oscar acceptance speech? 

After pitching a perfect 11 for 11 Oscar game so far, was I instructing no one to speak to me in the dugout?

Isn't it surprising they haven't done a movie song montage before?

Not a question but...La Bamba!

Didn't you just know I'd mention Huey Lewis and the News' brilliant "The Power of Love" from Back to the Future?

Is Eminem really on stage right now performing "Lose Yourself?"

Isn't it one of the best choices ever for Original Song?

Isn't that Mekhi Phifer line great?

Isn't it a shame they bleeped out three quarters of the song?

Didn't Scorsese look confused?

Wasn't it interesting to discover who in the audience were Eminem fans?

Am I looking at YOU, Brie Larson and Gal Gadot?

Isn't it fitting one of those damned sound categories ruined my streak?

Has anyone's scorecard ever survived those categories?

Am I kind of relieved I missed one?

Can I breathe now?

Doesn't Randy Newman have just the right voice for the types of songs he performs?

Does that make him the Bob Dylan of movie soundtracks?

Shouldn't Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Will Ferrell host (if we still had hosts)?

Are they rushing through the categories so quickly that it's becoming difficult to tell which they are?

It took this long to open an Academy museum?

Haven't they been talking about it for the past twenty telecasts?

Not a question but...Zazie Beetz!!

Doesn't "making good time" seem to be a top priority on this year's telecast?

Are you hoping that doesn't tastelessly apply to the In Memoriam segment?

Shouldn't we have known Rebel Wilson and James Corden would come out dressed as Cats?

Did those costumes look better than the CGI in the movie?

Did Sandra Oh just take a dig at Netflix?

Wait, did those makeup artists really just win an Oscar for "transforming" Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie and Nicole Kidman into beautiful blonde Fox News anchors?

Did that International Feature Film award just insure that Bong Joon Ho won't be returning to the podium later?

Why should the best foreign and animated films be jettisoned off into their own categories?

Can you believe that song was Rocketman's sole nomination?

Remember when Taron Egerton was being talked about as a serious Best Actor contender?

Does anyone under the age of 55 still watch American Idol?

Is it strange that I haven't heard of Taika Waititi until this year?

After that whole intro, didn't you just know who'd be winning Best Original Score?

Has there ever been two more intrinsically linked creative collaborators than Elton John and Bernie Taupin?

When Bong Joon Ho was somewhat shockingly announced as Best Director, did you become a little less sure Parasite wasn't winning the big one?

Wasn't it cool of him give shout-outs to Scorsese and Tarantino?

Doesn't seem like we just saw Billie Eilish on an awards show, like last weekend?

Wasn't that a haunting "Yesterday" cover?

Um, Luke Perry? 

Has this show moved at a fast clip or what?

Are we getting used to this no host thing?

Remember when Olivia Colman beat Glenn Close for Best Actress last year?

Did Colman's likability just remind us why?

Were you wondering which Joaquin Phoenix we'd get tonight?

Did you soon realize we'd be getting shy, nervous, babbling Joaquin?

As far as cause speeches go, wasn't it at least a little less painful than you expected?

How many Oscars would River Phoenix have by now?

Who ever thought we'd see Renee Zellweger on that stage again...accepting an Oscar?

Do you remember her talking with that much of a twang?

Am I the only one who still thinks Anne Hathaway could crush it as Judy Garland?

Who's that woman they introduced as Jane Fonda?

How many years in a row can I miss Best Picture?

Does this win mean that everyone can hate on Parasite now?

Are 1917 tribute sites popping up online as we speak?

Does this prove Parasite was so good that even the Academy couldn't deny it?

Were they really going to close the curtain on them?

Did you see Tom Hanks and Charlize Theron's reactions to it?

At this hour, who even cares how long they go?

Haven't they done a decent job condensing the telecast and moving it along these past two years?

Was anyone watching to notice?

Isn't it great to have a Best Picture winner that everyone actually seems to love?

Who thought the the Oscars could ever end before midnight?

Monday, January 6, 2020

The Best (and Worst) Movie Posters of 2019


With increased emphasis on digital content and fitting thumbnails and screenshots of what would have been theatrically displayed one-sheets onto streaming sites, the movie poster's role has evolved. If not for companies like Mondo churning out alternative and limited edition prints that have forced major studios to up their game, we probably wouldn't be experiencing the poster resurgence we are now.  Every time a comic artist or illustrator is hired to design something for a major or indie release, or their style is obviously present in other work, you can't help but think it's a win for the fans, artist and movie itself. Has it gotten repetitive at times? You bet, but the posters still look way better than when I started compiling this annual list in 2006. At the very least, there are definitely more of them when you take into account the sheer number of releases across a wide variety of viewing platforms throughout the year.

This shift is such that it had gotten to the point where I considered throwing out my rule and allowing "alternative" designs for contention since the line separating the two has gotten so thin. But then I thought better of it. Unofficial designs will always have an unfair advantage in that the artists don't often have to navigate their way through studio red tape and restrictions that result in a poor final product they're not even fully responsible for. Designing posters is immensely hard regardless, but the ability to post it online or in print without creative interference is a luxury. And it's one many artists utilize for exposure, banking that it leads to more financially substantive opportunites down the road.

The year in posters could have been better, but there's some really good work here, along with one of the better showings for horror in a while, with selections from that genre occupying nearly half of the the top ten. 2019 marks the first time my top pick was designed by a comic artist, fittingly reflecting that inescapable trend of more illustrated work, even as some bigger studios still remain reluctant to jump on board. It's also the deepest of deep cuts, with the little seen film debuting not long after I posted last year's list. I knew the design was something special when I first saw it in February and now it's held on for nearly a full 12 months to prove it. So, yes, the same rules apply. Only official theatrical one-sheets released during the 2019 calendar year (including those for 2020 films) can qualify. Runners-up, and everyone's favorite, the year's worst, are all listed below alphabetically And as usual, all images provided by Impawards.com. Just click to enlarge. Here we go...


The Best...

10. Once Upon a Time In...Hollywood


This one kind of grows on you. At first I wasn't crazy about seeing Pitt, DiCaprio and Robbie in giant floating head form, thought the whole design was just too overcrowded with detail and could take or leave the title treatment. But the longer you look at legendary illustrator Steven Chorney's impeccable rendering of Tarantino's magnum opus and likely Best Picture nominee, Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood, the more there is to appreciate. Sort of like the film itself. No one can accuse it of false advertising, as everything you see on this vibrant, highly stylized throwback to classic 70's and 80's movie posters is exactly what you get, if only in slightly more chaotic form.

Is this too much? Maybe, but it's hard to complain when the artwork's this good and formatted in a way that makes a great deal of sense. Not to mention all those details that make you want to rewatch all 2.5 hours of it right now. Bruce Lee, the Manson girls, Hullabaloo, Dalton and Booth in the '66 Coupe de Ville (love how it's speeding right off the page), the heroic Pitt pose, that unforgettable Sharon Tate image dancing over the title and, of course, Quentin Tarantino...actually on the poster! Not advisable, but few filmmakers have been as inseparable from their creations. Only he could get away with it.

Great use of orange and red popping the off-white background/border and the perfect teal color choice and location for the credits. And as much as big, floating heads can be an annoyance, they work as focal point, tying it all together. As much as I still contend the Robert Sammelin alternative 60's throwback design is so much better, that's not a knock on this one, which is an embarrassment of riches for the film's fans and just about anyone else who sees it.


9. (Tie)

Color Out Of Space




Daniel Isn't Real


Two inventively trippy horror designs both sharing an asthetic similar to last year's equally warped Mandy poster. What the begging to be blacklit Color Out of Space one-sheet has in common with it is annual Worst Poster mainstay Nicolas Cage, who seems to be turning some kind of corner of late. This is so appropriately psychedelic and crazy that it had to earn a spot here, finally answering the question of what you get when you cross Cage, legendary horror author H.P. Lovecraft and The Island of Dr. Moreau '96 director Richard Stanley. Complete with bright neon pinks and purples bleeding and bursting through the page, ready to suck your mind and soul straight out of your body. There's even a horse. When these kinds of trippy designs are artfully done, as this so clearly is by artist Matt Taylor, few can top them. Consider me sold.

With ads billing it as being "From The Producers of Mandy," Jock's subtler, but no less head-trippy (literally!) one-sheet for director Adam Egypt Mortimer's imaginary childhood friend horror entry Daniel Isn't Real won't be mistaken for Drop Dead Fred anytime soon, at least going by this disturbing image of star...Patrick Schwarzenegger? Apparently Cage has some competition in the crazy department, and if this poster's any indication, junior's off to a solid start. It's eerily similar to the Wounds runner-up one-sheet below, only far superior, taking that design to greater heights with the melting face imagery, oddball color choices and glowing title treatment. In terms of encapsulating a film's conceit in a single image, this one's hard to beat, and even more hypnotizing to look at.   


8. In Fabric (Both Versions)





Speaking of a head trip, this pair of creatively artsy posters for Peter Strickland's horror film about a cursed department store dress has achieved the unthinkable in actually making me curious to see a movie about a killer item of women's clothing. That first one by design firm La Boca is all about what the movie is while still holding enough back to really pique your interest. From the creepy stark white mannequin head set against the vibrant pinks, yellow and orange background to the flowing red dress protruding out of a cracked skull, it goes over-the-top in a completely original way.

Its quad poster counterpart designed by Julian House takes inspiration from 70's and early 80's fashion mag ads, and boy does it ever exactly resemble one, right down to that captioning that accompanies the ripped image and a content table to the left cleverly listing director Q and A tour dates. It's also impressive whenever a studio's marketing team bothers to have a consistent title treatment across the board to brand their film, as this does.Title credits looking as if they're appearing over a piece of fabric isn't something you see everyday. Then again, neither is a movie about murderous clothes.


7. Midsommar


If you've seen Ari Aster's Midsommar, then you already know that the follow-up to his already divisive and disturbing Hereditary is even more divisive and disturbing. While it isn't a breezy watch for various reasons that may include cliff jumping, public orgies, and burning bear suits, it's not easily forgotten. Neither is this official one-sheet by InSync Plus, which takes the Funny Games route of capturing the film's most infamous image in extreme close-up, as Florence Pugh's embattled Dani, with tears streaming down her face, gets crowned "May Queen." Don't even ask since I wouldn't know where to begin. But I loved the movie, at least so far in it being possible to "love" such an ordeal.

It's nice for A24 to be in a position where a film's visuals, color palette and imagery are so distinctive that this is all that's necessary to get the job done. If I knew nothing about this, the compelling photo would be enough to make me very curious. It presents a lot of questions, but that's why it works, revealing just enough, but not too much. This whole presentation really delivers exactly what you'll get: The most challenging of cinematic experiences. The image's haunting simplicity hits you right in the face, completely aligned with the emotionally discomfort it's attempting to sell, as hard a sell as that may be. Let the festivities begin.



6. Blow The Man Down


Amazon Films' beautifully illustrated poster for 2020's Blow The Man Down arrives early, and according to its synopsis it centers around sisters (played by Morgan Saylor and Sophie Lowe) covering up a crime that leads them into the "underbelly of their salty Maine village." And metaphorically speaking, this artful design (again from La Boca) does a really admirable job of visually conveying all that information on a single sheet.

The stylization of the sisters as mermaids is inspired, as is the clever touch of one of them holding that blood-dipped knife. Great use of colors and shading with the sea faring green and blue over the tan background, reflecting a very New Englandy vibe. That regal-looking font used for the title must have a name that's currently escaping me, but it looks so seamlessly married to the image that you'd be forgiven for thinking this poster is instead a new alternative paperback cover for a Herman Melville novel.


5. The Last Black Man In San Francisco (Both Versions)


 

Another year, another Akiko Stehrenberger masterpiece. Joe Talbot's critically hailed The Last Black Man in San Francisco has a pair of really striking designs from the amazing artist that have populated every best poster list I've seen, with particular enthusiasm for that first one, an off- kilter illustration featuring its writer, star and main character, Jimmie Fails. The vague synopsis describes it as the story of a young man "who searches for home in the changing city that seems to have left him behind." Supposedly, that logline doesn't come close to doing the film justice, but something tells me these designs come a whole lot closer.

The first employs a neat visual trick to show the leaning, dislocated knit-hatted protagonist trying to exist in a city that's quite literally going in a different direction. And if you love borders like I do, here's a great one, surrounding an illustration that's justifiably been praised as a more of a museum piece than a movie poster. The red and tan color scheme used on both makes for an intriguing, rarely seen combination.

I  actually prefer the second poster, especially after discovering it was originally just an image of Fails, with Stehrenberger having to squeeze Jonathan Majors' Montgomery and the rest of the cast in at the studio's request. But you'd never know it given how completely natural it all looks. For many, these were the best two one-sheets of the year in a landslide. While I'm not quite THAT high on them, it's really hard to knock the choice.


4. The Lighthouse


Count me among the few cinephiles who have yet to see Robert Eggers' polarizing horror drama, The Lighhouse, about two lighthouse keepers (played by Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe) trying to keep their sanity living on a mysterious New England island during the late 19th century. Supposedly, it's pretty insane, but this is some poster for it by P+A, visually reflecting the film's distinctive black and white. And it looks great.

It's hard to even imagine this in color since its monochronastic style creates such an interesting contrast with the crashing waves, cloudy skies, and the centerpiece lighthouse of the film's title. The whole marketing campaign for this was really strong, utilizing the same succesful design throughout with the seagull-focused version seen below in the runners-up, and another, featuring its two stars. The italicized tag line, "There is enchantment in the light," couldn't be more cruelly ironic, though it wouldn't be difficult getting fooled into really believing so while looking at this beauty, easily one of 2019's most iconic poster images.


3. Echo In The Canyon


Here's something we've seen before, with one of those famously popular, kind of timeless, caricatured chaos posters that have been executed very well and poorly throughout the years, recently attempted in '19 with this  Booksmart photoshop disaster. This wonderfully illustrated throwback from artist Mark Stutzman shows how it's done, better capturing the mood, feeling and emotion behind L.A.'s historical Laurel Canyon music scene (featuring The Byrds, The Beach Boys, The Mamas and the Papas) than Jakob Dylan's surprisingly dull documentary, save for Tom Petty's final interview.

We could go into all the cool little details hiding within this collage (grimacing sun, Jackson Browne flanked by groupies) but we'd be here all day. It's more than merely an homage to a specific style of poster, but the genuine article. While fully recognizing this style of poster won't be for all tastes, it's impossible to deny that the many musicians depicted have never been better drawn or caricatured. The layout's impeccable, right down to the disappearing border and teal title treatment. If only the actual film were an eighth as entertaining as this one-sheet, which sets the bar pretty high, advertising the transcendent experience I wish was delivered on screen.


2. The Peanut Butter Falcon


It's hard not to love everything about this oddly-colored, delightfully swampy InSync Plus one-sheet for the low-budget indie drama, The Peanut Butter Falcon, which also takes a familiar concept and twists it enough to seem new and exciting. Illustrator Oliver Barrett does a sensational job depicting stars Shia LeBouf, Dakota Johnson and newcomer Zachary Gottsagen (love the "introducing" credit) that it doesn't even matter how small their names are. We feel like we already know them.

Sure, it would be easy to complain about the small type (directors Tyler Nelson and Michael Schwartz's credit is basically unreadable), but it's really the kind of bold stylistic choice we hardly see on posters anymore, freeing up a ton of negative space. It also draws attention to that that memorable, well chosen quote ("The Sweetest Damn Film Of The Decade") in the corner opposite those festival laurels. The distressed stylization of the title is perfect and if the fake fold approach has recently become a clumsy, overused gimmick, it's fresh again here, rarely executed as well or subtly as is. I've yet to see the acclaimed film about a young man with Down Syndrome who escapes his care home in hopes of training to become a pro wrestler, but the poster already has me optimistic it'll deliver. The best ones do that.


1. Starfish



When I first saw these posters for A.T. White's overlooked "cosmic horror" drama Starfish early last year, my first thought was that these were heading to the 2019 Best Poster List, and likely pretty high. Now here we are. But for those keeping track, it's that bottom one designed by Toronto-based comic illustrator, Cameron Stewart (Batgirl, Fight Club 2) that grabs the highest honors.

The top teaser one-sheet is almost equally a sight to behold, with its beautifully extreme, soft focus close-up of star Virginia Gardner (the scene-stealing babysitter in 2018's Halloween and star of Marvels' The Runaways), whose character Aubrey is left a mysterious cassette tape following the death of her best friend, and must follow clues to navigate its meaning in a post-apocalypic world.
The layout's amazing, with the clean white border occupying so much of the page, highlighting that unforgettable shot, while drawing further attention to the Ralph Steadman title treatment (aka the Fear and Loathing font), which we don't see often, but remains one of the absolute best when well-utilized. For consistency's sake, it was the right call to have it on both.

That credits really pop on Stewart's piece with that blood stain trail, along with its refreshingly to-the-point tag line, "A Girl. A Mixtape. And The End Of The World." Besides the illustration working as a vibrant piece of comic pop culture art, it's also an excellent visual distillation of the film's themes, managing to convey Aubrey's lonliness and isolation as she lays in a fetal postition next to her retro Walkman, trapped in a circular prison of cassette tape. If anyone was still on the fence about checking this out based on its description, this should quickly convert them, presenting the low-budget indie as an absolute must-see. Despite having far lower visibility and attention than most of the year's releases, Starfish boasts an illustrated poster that makes the best case possible that movie art is still very much alive and well, impactful as ever.



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...And The Worst


It must seem like kicking a puppy to call this poster one of the year's worst, but it is, and I'm willing to bet that the late, great Fred Rogers himself, who always encouraged imagination and creativity in all who watched him, wouldn't care for this. We know he deserves better than Tom Hanks photoshopped onto a porch. And the title treatment is indescript enough to have been taken from an Ivory soap package. Hopefully, the actual film doesn't follow suit, but this is just assembly-line laziness reeking of "let's just get a poster (any poster!) out there" syndrome. 



As awful as that A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood poster is, there's a special corner of disgrace reserved for this eyesore, reimagining one of the nation's worst tragedies as a cheap mid-90's miniseries, complete with airbrushed floating heads (among them an unrecognizable Dean Cain) and a White House engulfed in Challenger flames. Has anything worthwhile ever followed the words, "The Untold True Story?" But at least the "S" in the title glistens. Disaster indeed.




Oh, Netflix. There sure is a lot going on here, and none of it the least bit interesting. The film is actually actually is pretty good, but you'd never know it looking at this overstuffed layout with too much text, too many faces and one really poor-looking reflection. Even just using an Efron as Bundy mugshot would have accomplished a lot more than this.




What's worse than another mindless, uninspired action vehicle starring Will Smith?  One that stars two Will Smiths of course. But wait, the Smith on the right lacks facial hair and appears significantly younger through the magic of CGI. It's the Fresh Prince vs. Hancock. Strap yourself in.



Do you think Martin Scorsese saw this? It's a legitimate question since he's known for wanting to be as involved as possible in every stage of his film's release, including the marketing and promotional materials. For my own peace of mind, I'll just continue to believe that some Netflix executive with a grudge went behind his back as  he was editing down the 10-hour film and photoshopped some images of  De Niro, Pacino and Pesci onto a generic background. It's the only explanation that fits.



If The Peanut Butter Falcon poster threw up all over the page, you'd imagine it looks something like this. The worst part is that you can't even tell what happened here, making it difficult to fully assess or articulate its many flaws. Is it illustrated? Photoshopped? It's like someone went into their collection of Dutchboy paints and intentionally chose the most visually discomforting color combination possible. My eyes hurt.



Rather than write something about this, I'll leave it up to you. Whatever caption you choose will undoubtedly contain more information than we get on this theatrical poster (?) for Just Mercy. It looks like the back page for one of those promotional pamphets or press books the studio sends out to the media. Though that might be giving it too much credit.   





THE WORST ASPECT OF THESE POSTERS FOR THE LONG SHOT ISN'T THE INSANE AMOUNT OF GIANT UGLY TEXT AND QUOTES, BUT THE FACT THAT THE TITLE IS BURIED IN IT.



There were few 2019 movies I was looking forward to more than Clint Eastwood's Richard Jewell so it's a shame there's only this poster exists to hold me over. What a disappointment. Such a compelling story and this is what they came up with. Cutting and pasting actors into a crowd. Did you spot Jon Hamm? It's tougher than finding Waldo. Bates and Rockwell might literally be glued in as part of a school project. Olivia Wilde was recently being removed from the poster due to controversy surrounding her character, but since she's barely visible to begin with, it must have been easy. Even if I could appreciate what they were going for here, some color, like a red border around that title, sure would have helped its cause. The good news is that the movie has to be better than this... right?