You Liked it, I Didn't: 300, Hairspray, Waitress, Black Snake Moan
I Liked it, You Didn't: Spider-Man 3, Georgia Rule, Mr. Brooks
The Whole Country Liked it, I Didn't: Knocked Up
Most Overrated Comedy: Knocked Up
Most Underrated Comedy: Hot Rod
Most Underrated Drama: Mr. Brooks
Most Overrated Performance By An Actress in a Comedy: Katherine Heigl (Knocked Up)
Most Underrated Performance By An Actress in a Comedy: Leslie Mann (Knocked Up)
Worst Lead Performance By An Actress in a Comedy: Malin Akerman (The Heartbreak Kid)
Worst Performance By An Actor in a Dramatic Role: Matthew McConaughey (We Are Marshall)
Worst Lead Performance By An Actor in a Comedy: Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury)
Worst Supporting Performance By an Actor in a Comedy: John Travolta (Hairspray)
Best Summer Action Popcorn Movie: Live Free or Die Hard
Separated at Birth Award: Déjà vu, Premonition and Next
"Sorry, it wasn't THAT good" Award: Hot Fuzz
Most Polarizing Movie of The Year (TIE): Smokin' Aces and Shoot 'Em Up
Most Disappointing Movie of the Year: Saw IV
Funniest Comedy of the Year: Superbad
Unintentional Comedy of the Year: Fracture
The Robin Williams Award For Worst Comedy of the Year: Balls of Fury (barely edging out Williams' own License To Wed)
Most Overrated Clive Owen Movie: Children of Men
Most Underrated Clive Owen Movie: Shoot 'Em Up
Most Needlessly Convoluted Screenplay of the Year: Premonition
"I'm Hot But I Can't Act" Award (Tie): Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer) and Jessica Biel (Next)
"I'm Hot, But I CAN act" Award: Sarah Roemer (Disturbia)
"I Need a New Agent" Award (Actor): Nicolas Cage (Ghost Rider and Next)
"I Need a New Agent" Award (Actress): Mandy Moore (License To Wed)
Best Cure for Insomnia: Angelina Jolie (A Might Heart and The Good Shepherd)
The Dame Judi Dench/Chronicles of Riddick Quick Payday Award: Julianne Moore (Next)
Should Be Nominated For Best Actor But Won't: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (The Lookout)
Should be Nominated For Best Supporting Actor But Won't: Jeff Daniels (The Lookout)
Should Be Nominated For Best Picture But Won't: Zodiac
Shouldn't Be nominated For Best Actress But Might: Keri Russell (Waitress)
Best "Torture Porn" of the Year: Hostel Part 2
Worst "Torture Porn" of the Year: I Know Who Killed Me
Most Welcome Return To Form: Kevin Costner in Mr. Brooks
Best Remake: Halloween
Worst Remake (TIE): The Heartbreak Kid and The Hitcher
The Whole Really is Greater Than The Sum of Its Parts Award: Grindhouse
Best Twist Ending: Smokin' Aces
Worst Twist Ending: Saw IV
Most Laughable Twist Ending: Perfect Stranger
Biggest Cheat of an Ending: The Prestige
Best Cameo: Alan Thicke (Yes, THAT Alan Thicke) in Alpha Dog
Best Performance as a Convicted Pedophile in a Motion Picture: Jackie Earl Haley (Little Children)
Best Performance by a Convicted Pedophile in a Motion Picture: Jeffrey Jones (Who's Your Caddy?)
Best Wardrobe Decision: Mary Elizabeth Winstead's cheerleader outfit in Death Proof
Worst Wardrobe Decision: Sharon Stone's fat suit in Alpha Dog
"There's No Way This Movie Can Be As Good as Its Trailer " Award: Across The Universe
Most Hilariously Titled Movie: In The Land of Women
Gutsiest Filmmaking: Craig Brewer for Black Snake Moan
Coolest Villain: Maggie Q (Live Free or Die Hard)
Lamest Villain: Wes Bentley (Ghost Rider)
Creepiest Villain: Frank Whaley (Vacancy)
William Hurt Award For Best Performance in a Single Scene: John Carroll Lynch (Zodiac)
Best Body Part: Megan Fox's tummy (and everything else) in Transformers
Worst Body Part: Lindsay Lohan's robotic hand in I Know Who Killed Me
Best Performance By a Director: Kevin Smith in Live Free or Die Hard
Worst Performance By a Director (TIE): Quentin Tarantino (Planet Terror and Death Proof), Eli Roth (Death Proof)
Guiltiest Pleasure of The Year: Shoot 'Em Up
Future Cult Trash Classic: Alpha Dog
Worst WWE Film: The Marine
Least Worst (I Refuse to say "Best") WWE Film: The Condemned
"Hollywood Fluff" Award: Ocean's Thirteen
"Wow, He Can Really Act" Award: Justin Timberlake (Black Snake Moan and Alpha Dog)
Best Score: Clint Mansell (The Fountain)
Movie I Desperately Wanted To See and Review But Didn't: Southland Tales
Sign of the Apocalypse Award: The box office success of films like I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Sign There May Still Be Hope: The box office failure of "timely" political dramas like Lions For Lambs, The Kingdom, In The Valley of Elah, and Rendition.
Movie I Most Enjoyed Reviewing: Disturbia
Movie I Least Enjoyed Reviewing: The Good Shepherd
Best Movie I Didn't See or Review (TIE): Bug and Breach
Movie I'm Most Looking Forward to in 2008 (Tie): The Dark Knight and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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