Wouldn't issues with the show's length be helped by starting even just a half hour earlier?
Boy, they're really getting the nominated songs out of the way early this year, aren't they?
Shouldn't we just be happy they're getting performed on the show at all?
Isn't JT's Trolls song annoyingly catchy?
Remember that year the telecast had more musical performances than the Grammys?
Did you totally expect a La La Land opening?
Even though the Globes did it already?
How long did it take Kimmel to make a political joke?
Wasn't his Great Wall dig at Matt Damon pretty funny?
Forget about Trump, wasn't Streep's ridiculous nomination the real elephant in the room?
Didn't the audience actually look like they were having a good time for a change during Kimmel's monologue?
How long did it take you to remember Alicia Vikander won the Supporting Actress Oscar last year?
With that speech, didn't for Mahershala Ali prove he deserved the night's first standing ovation?
Academy-Award winning Suicide Squad?
Did those winners for costume and makeup just drain a whole lot of Oscar pools?
Don't those categories screw everyone each year?
Did you catch Bill Paxton in that Rolex ad?
Were you still holding out hope that they'd get him into the In Memoriam montage?
Was 2016 O.J.'s year or what?
Is anyone bothered that it really isn't a documentary?
It's been brought up before, but shouldn't The Rock host the Oscars?
Isn't amazing that Lin-Manuel Miranda somehow squeezed into the Oscar race also?
And that he's one victory away from the EGOT?!
Aren't the Original Song nominees fairly strong this year?
Isn't it great we actually get to hear all of them?
What happened to that plan to spend less time between awards to speed things up?
When Kimmel talked about food, were you worried Ellen Degeneres would start delivering pizzas?
Um, so what's the difference between Sound Editing and Sound Mixing again?
Over an hour in and no Oscars for La La Land?
Wasn't it nice of Mel Gibson to bring his daughter to the ceremony?
Shouldn't there really be a casting Oscar already?
Aren't the classic clips of previous winners a great idea?
Who can possibly forget Mark Rylance beating Stallone last year?
Don't you wish you could?
How about that Michelle Williams scene?
Is Jeremy The Critic thrilled she keeps repping Dawson's Creek by bringing Busy Phillips with her every year?
Was Viola winning the certified lock of the night?
Did she scare you with all that talk about cemetaries and dead people?
Speaking of death, weren't you just dying to see a short film based on a Walmart receipt?
Who knew Charlize Theron was such a big fan of The Apartment?
Shouldn't they have more segments during the show with actors discussing their favorite movies?
Isn't that better than doing it... during the nominations announcement?!
Should we be happy or disappointed it took this long to get to an overtly political speech?
Didn't you know it would come during the Foreign Film category, no matter who won?
Could Sting's song be any shorter?
After Gael Garcia Bernnal, were you thinking it's now "game on" with the political stuff?
Were you thinking we could have an interesting night on our hands if La La Land doesn't win for Production Design?
When it did, were you thinking the landslide has started?
Wasn't that whole tour bus bit simultaneously disturbing and train wreck entertaining at the same time?
Didn't Kimmel's wisecracks save it?
These tourists sure like sticking phones in celebrities' faces, don't they?
If you're Meryl Streep, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, or Denzel Washington, are you secretly or (in Jennifer Aniston's case) not so secretly petrified?
How about that guy who fist bumped Mahershala Ali?
Is my night (and entire year) made seeing Michael J. Fox come out of a DeLorean to a standing ovation at the Academy Awards?
Not a question, but you guys better freakin' stand up!
Did you catch how ecstatic Brie Larson was?
Could life get any better for Seth Rogen right now?
Best Editing award isn't the Best Picture predictor it used to be, is it?
Did you catch them openly acknowledging no one's seen any of the nominated short films?
How about that mean tweet about Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne having "the same face?"
Or, my personal favorite, Casey Affleck being the real life version of Billy Bob Thornton's character from Sling Blade?
Were you glad Stone and Gosling got to present together since they've been so underexposed these past couple of months?
Even listening to just snippets of those musical scores, isn't La La Land's clearly the best?
Relieved when Jennifer Aniston mentioned Bill Paxton?
If you were told a year ago Carrie Fisher, Prince and Anton Yelchin would be in the In Memoriam montage, would you believe it?
Did Sara Bareilles give the best In Memoriam performance in years, or what?
Wasn't it the perfect match of song and artist?
Was Kimmel fondly reminiscing about We Bought a Zoo the most hilarious gag of the night?
Is Ben Affleck really in a position to join in mocking it?
Doesn't Kenneth Lonergan kind of resemble Grumpy Cat?
Wouldn't it kind of be a travesty if Moonlight didn't win that Adapted Screenplay Oscar?
Did you know that Damien Chazelle was set to be the youngest Best Director winner ever until the show ran too long?
Think I waiting all night to see my favorite Academy Award Winner, Brie Larson, take the Oscar stage again?
Even if she looked like she'd rather see any name on that card other than Casey Affleck's?
Did you see Ben struggle to keep it together after his brother's speech?
Did you remember Leo (finally) won the Oscar last year?
Just based on the clips, doesn't something seem horribly off with Natalie Portman as Jackie Kennedy?
Didn't Streep appear to be embarrassed by that clip?
Can you really blame her?
Doesn't it seem harder than ever for one movie to sweep, even with 14 nominations?
Aren't there too many Best Picture nominees?
Isn't it great to see Faye Dunaway and Warren Be.....
WAIT...WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!!!!???
Warren Beatty read the wrong winner?!!!
How is that even possible?!!
Didn't you just know something was wrong when you saw that guy with the headset scrambling on stage?
How could they give him the wrong envelope?!
Didn't La La Land producer Jordan Horowitz handle that entire situation better than anyone could be expected to?
Could he have possibly shown any more class in that moment?
Did that make more of a point than any political statement all night could have?
Jimmy Kimmel's speech at the show's start about being kind to each other doesn't seem so silly now, does it?
Aren't you glad someone took charge of that situation before it got even more awkward?
Wouldn't Moonlight winning Best Picture be shocking enough on its own?
Didn't Kimmel handle also handle that about as well as any host could?
Did you like Kimmel's shout-out to Steve Harvey?
Even after Warren explained it, did you still not understand how that could possibly occur?
Do two Best Picture speeches mean we won't finish on time?
Does this mean we can go back to liking the now suddenly underrated La La Land again?
So, does this mean we have to hate Moonlight now?
Did La La Land just score a victory that means more than a Best Picture Oscar?
Was this actually the best possible thing that could have happened to that movie?
Doesn't that and the growing resentment toward La La Land's many nominations prove how much of an albatross winning Best Picture can be?
How does it feel to witness history?
Aren't you glad you stayed up?
Was going to bed early the Oscar equivalent of turning off Game 6 of the 1986 World Series?
So wait, this means I got Best Picture wrong AGAIN?
Would I be satisfied if I kept missing categories under circumstances this thrilling?
Is Kimmel the only Oscars host of the past decade who's truly earned a permanent invite back?
Does this mean I now have to eat my words after initially complaining he was selected?
Do PricewaterhouseCoopers wish they could take that DeLorean back to about 10 minutes before the Best Picture envelope was opened?
How could THIS possibly be the lowest-rated Oscar telecast in 9 years?
Flubs aside, wasn't this actually a really well-produced show?
Wasn't this the Oscars we were all hoping we'd eventually get?
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