Did you think you had the wrong channel?
Wouldn't a black and white opening be more appropriate the year that The Artist was nominated?
Does anyone remember The Artist?
Isn't it nice to start the show at a decent time?
Can we end it at one?
Were you counting down the seconds until Kimmel mentioned last year's envelope fiasco?
Did you think that would come before or after he joked about the #MeToo movement?
Wasn't his line about Trump liking the first third of Get Out pretty good?
What's with that stage setup?
And all those crystals?
Tribute to Superman's home planet?
How about Sam Rockwell's Philip Seymour Hoffman shout-out?
Shouldn't they really tell the winners to "get out" if their speeches run long?
Between that and the jet ski bribe, have we finally found the key to shortening the show?
Wouldn't it be sad if Darkest Hour couldn't win Hair and Makeup with only two other nominees?
Wouldn't it also be sad if a movie about costume design didn't win Best Costume Design?
Is this the first year I haven't seen any of the nominated documentaries?
Was I thrilled that BOTH Roger Ebert and Back to the Future made it into that montage?
Aren't you glad they're not still attempting to joke about not being able to tell the difference between sound editing and mixing?
When Eiza and Ansel came out, didn't you just know Baby Driver wasn't winning?
Full Sail University shout-out?
Was this the first year a man has ever hosted the Scientific and Technical Awards?
Why is film critic Kim Morgan sitting with Guillermo del Toro?
Does del Toro now HAVE to win Best Director just so we can find out what's going on with that?
Isn't that Coco song catchy?
If a film has "Woman" in its title, isn't it a pretty safe bet this year?
Wouldn't you vote for Laurie Metcalf just on that one Lady Bird clip alone?
Is "I did it all by myself" the best opening line of an Oscar acceptance speech?
Isn't it strange beyond belief how Tonya Harding is now suddenly some kind of victim?
Not a question, but Mark Hamill!
Not a question, but BB-8!
Isn't Kobe glad he was on the Lakers?
How about that shot at FOX News?
So, I guess they fit Sufjan Stevens onto the show after all?
Kind of?
I know the show runs long, but isn't it a little extreme for Kimmel to be ushering the audience out already?
You mean people actually went to see A Wrinkle in Time?
They didn't seem too upset it was interrupted, did they?
Is Ellen DeGeneres going to sue Kimmel for stealing her act?
Poetic justice that this guy mispronounced Tiffany Haddish's name?
Is that the first winner to accept their Oscar with sign language?
Haven't you always wanted to see a short film "inspired by Walmart delivery boxes"?
Didn't you just know we'd get an entire montage dedicated to #TimesUp?
But didn't Kumail Nanjiani's humorous insights make it work?
Did it convey just how strong the love for Get Out is?
If that didn't do it, then Peele's screenplay victory must have, right?
Gal Gadot is all over this show, isn't she?
ROGER DEAKINS WINS!
How many times do you think he's rehearsed that speech over the past decade?
Is it unfair to say he should already have 5 or 6 of these statues?
Seriously, what's the deal with Kim Morgan and del toro?
Were you worried they'd have to bump the In Memoriam montage from the show?
Don't we say that every year?
Should we just pinch ourselves now that Eddie Vedder is covering Tom Petty's "Room at the Top" on the Oscars?
Isn't that a perfect match of song and artist?
Did you know it's my third all-time favorite Petty song?
Can you guess the other two?
So, does that make up for not nominating Eddie Vedder for Into The Wild?
Um, Adam West?
So, I checked imdb and apparently Kim Morgan is co-writing del Toro's remake of Nightmare Alley, so that explains that... right?
Is this del Toro's year or what?
Can you wake me after Gary Oldman wins his Oscar?
Wait, where's Casey Affleck?
On second thought, maybe don't answer that?
Where's Jack Nicholson when you need him?
On that note, didn't there seem to be a noticeable lack of stars in the audience this year?
Did the producers give that away when they kept cutting away to Timothée Chalamet and his mom?
Didn't Chalamet look legitimately thrilled to be there?
Wasn't Foster and Lawrence's Meryl Streep bit pretty funny?
Were you bracing yourself for McDormand's speech?
Was the audience reaching for their seatbelts?
Waterhouse under the bridge?
Don't you love the story that Beatty knew the winner was wrong, and then just gave the envelope to Dunaway to throw her under the bus?
Do you miss when there were just five Best Picture nominees?
Beatty didn't seem to get any better at opening the envelope, did he?
After going 21 for 24 with predictions, do I regret not entering an Oscar pool?
Kimmel really has this Oscar hosting thing nailed down now, doesn't he?
Didn't you just know Helen Mirren and the jet ski would reappear at the end of the night?
What do you say about a show that was really well-produced, but sort of boring and uneventful?
After last year's, wouldn't anything be?
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