Wow, they weren't kidding about changing the feel of the show were they?
Can Hugh Jackman consider it a success if the telecast runs longer than Viva Loughlin but shorter than Australia?
Not a question, but a statement: "It's Miley!"
No offense meant to him at all but when you see Judd Apatow with Leslie Mann do you think to yourself, "How did he get HER?"
And shouldn't that be inspiring to normal, funny guys everywhere?
Am I wrong to worry about his next film mixing even more dramatic elements (dying!) with the laughs?
How about the new set?
I know they were going for a more intimate feel but didn't that theater look a little crammed?
Were you worried Jackman wasn't joking when he said he was contractually obligated to mention Brad and Angelina during the show?
How hard must it have been to come up with a musical number for Frost/Nixon?
Isn't Anne Hathaway a good sport?
And who knew she was such a great singer?
But were you thinking that could be the only time she'd see the stage all night?
Did Jackman actually sing that he was going to "Frost your Nixon?"
Aren't you excited about Nicolas Cage's new thriller, Knowing (insert sounds of crickets chirping)?
Shouldn't they have just called it Next 2?
Wasn't it a great idea to have previous Oscar winners present the acting categories?
Didn't it seem like less of a good idea when you realized it would extend the show an extra 12 hours?
Whoopie Goldberg won an Oscar?
Can we have that back please?
After Penelope won did you throw all hope out the window that it would be a "night of upsets?"
Once again, how exactly is Milk an "original" screenplay?
And didn't Dustin Lance Black's speech further confirm that it's just a message movie?
Did you know how the night would go once Slumdog won best Adapted Screenplay?
Who would have guessed the camera would pan to Brad and Angelina when Aniston was presenting?
Will the media ever let that go?
Doesn't it seem like WALL-E should be winning or at least nominated for more than just Best Animated Feature?
Especially in a year like THIS?
Was that the sound of Ben Lyons screaming giddily when Benjamin Button won Best Make-Up and Art Direction?
Speaking of Lyons screaming giddily, isn't Robert Pattinson kind of scary looking?
Is Joaquin Phoenix gonna kick Stiller's ass now or what?
In just a couple of years Phoenix goes from Oscar contender to punchline?
Does a major hottie always get to host the sci-tech awards?
And are they already lining Megan Fox up for next year?
How great was it to see Pineapple Express acknowledged (at least in some way)?
Did Seth Rogen lose some weight or what?
Have you ever seen so many musical numbers?
And now that musicals are back, is it okay if they go away for a little while again?
If they had to be on the show, weren't Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens at least incorporated into it in the most painless, least offensive way possible?
If someone where to beat Ledger could they at least take comfort in the fact that they'd still be a more deserving winner than Cuba Gooding Jr.?
Did Cuba had to clear his busy schedule for this?
Are we human or are we dancer? (not related to show, just felt like asking)
Didn't Kevin Kline's intro perfectly encapsulate what made Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight so special?
And how awesome was it that he referenced the memorable scene with the Joker sticking his head out the car window?
Did Michael Bay edit that action movie montage?
Who's idea was it to include Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in a montage celebrating achievements in special effects?
Were you hoping Christian Bale and Shane Hurlbut would present the Cinematography Oscar?
Wasn't that Jimmy Kimmel commercial with Tom Cruise hilarious?
Didn't the commercial breaks seem much shorter this year?
As the night progressed could The Dark Knight Best Picture and Director snubs have been more painfully obvious?
Didn't Jerry Lewis look pretty damn good considering every other week there seem to be rumors that he's dying?
Didn't it seem like Jim Carrey should have been presenting that award instead of Eddie Murphy?
Was it me or was John Legend really struggling through that song?
And considering how little time the Best Song nominees were given, didn't Peter Gabriel kind of have point not wanting to perform?
Were you hoping M.I.A. would show up?
So, should A.H. Rahman mail or hand deliver that Oscar to Bruce in Asbury Park?
Was it me or did Queen Latifah singing through the death montage not come off as tasteless as you thought it would?
Was there any doubt Paul Newman would rank highest on the applause-o-meter?
Even after Indy 4 is Spielberg still the most inspired choice to present Best Director?
After seeing Danny Boyle's reaction to his win did it make you forgive and forget all the Slumdog overexposure this past month?
Didn't the five previous winners presenting Best Actress give the moment a more personalized, less scripted feel?
And didn't Shirley MacLaine not only come across as sincere, but like she actually saw and respected Hathaway's performance?
Or is MacLaine a much better actress than we've given her credit for?
Wasn't this method a clever way to showcase (stroke the egos of) the presenters as well as the winners?
Can you believe that group that was up there?
Did you remember that Marion Cotillard won the Oscar last year?
And how about all the English she's learned since then?
Kate Winslet couldn't have possibly been surprised...right?
Wasn't De Niro's comment about Penn playing straight the line of the night?
Was anyone except Penn, his wife and Gus Van Sant NOT pulling for Mickey?
And if he hadn't mentioned him in the speech would there have been a riot?
Has Penn ever given a more eloquent speech in his life?
Didn't the Best Picture montage unintentionally highlight how much better the older films were?
Maybe just a little bit of a stretch juxtaposing Frost/Nixon with Citizen Kane?
Did you cringe thinking what Best Picture winners could possibly be interspersed with The Reader?
Were your worst fears realized when it ended up being The Graduate, American Beauty and Schindler's List?
Didn't that feel really awkward?
And does that give even more ammunition to haters of The Reader?
But didn't Frost/Nixon and Benjamin Button come off looking the best next to those classic films?
And is that a telling sign?
If Boyle winning didn't do it, when you saw those kids up there accepting the Best Picture Oscar did you then forgive and forget all the Slumdog overexposure this past month?
Am I thrilled that I nailed 20 out of 24 categories in my predictions?
Isn't it hilarious that despite all the changes the show still clocked in at 3 1/2 hours?
But didn't it at least FEEL shorter?
And couldn't you just not wait to flip over and hear Ben Lyons' analysis of the show?
Is Hugh Jackman the only host in recent years who didn't look nervous and actually seemed to be enjoying himself?
Wouldn't they be crazy not to ask him back next year?
Why did we even have comedians hosting it?
How many of those upcoming 2009 releases do you think will actually be competing for Oscars next year?
Remember this time last year when everyone thought Hamlet 2 would be the film to beat at this year's ceremony?
Didn't just that brief clip of Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds look pretty sick?
Did you crack up at their inclusion of Terminator Salvation?
Given who's in it, is it okay if I just go ahead and declare 500 Days of Summer my favorite film of 2009 already?
Shouldn't the producers get major props for actually changing things up and delivering a somewhat exciting show?
And can't you see it increasing interest in the films (well, one at least)?
Monday, February 23, 2009
Burning Questions From The Academy Awards
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