Boy, that opening monologue sure was long, wasn't it?
And wasn't it kind of a mess?
Didn't Seth MacFarlane initially seem very nervous?
Can you blame him?
Is there a more thankless task than hosting this show?
Will the Mr. Skin website see increased traffic now that MacFarlane has outed all those actresses' nude scenes?
Wasn't Tommy Lee Jones cracking a smile a great start?
Did your enthusiasm dampen when you realized that would be the highlight of the entire night?
Did it truly test the theory that William Shatner makes everything he's in better?
Wouldn't it have been great if HE sang all the nominated original songs?
Were Charlize, Channing Tatum, JGL and Daniel Radcliffe blackmailed into being involved in that?
But didn't they all do a pretty good job?
All other complaints aside, doesn't MacFarlane have a tremendous singing voice?
Wasn't there entirely too much singing (as usual)?
Between that and Kristin Chenoweth on the red carpet, didn't this feel more like The Tonys?
So, MacFarlane or Hathaway/Franco?
Did everyone immediately go 0 for 1 on their Oscar scorecard when Christoph Waltz was announced for Supporting Actor?
Am I the only one still amazed that Beasts of the Southern Wild's score wasn't nominated?
Is Roger Deakins ever going to win an Oscar?
And if he does, by that point, will he even care?
How tasteless was the Jaws music playing the winners off?
But wasn't it still really funny?
Wait, THAT was their "tribute" to 50 Years of Bond?
Looking at that montage, isn't it astonishing just how few truly great Bond movies there have been?
I knew Connnery would be a stretch, but couldn't they at least get a couple of the Bonds to show up?
George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton were busy?
Did Shirley Bassey sing the hell out of "Goldfinger" or what?
But shouldn't it have started a medley?
How about Duran Duran?
Didn't the pacing of the show feel particularly painful this year?
Wasn't that obvious when we were only an hour in?
How about John Travolta's mispronunciation of "Les Miserables?"
Were you thinking, "Join the club, John?"
Did you notice how little "singing" there was during the musicals tribute?
And out of all the classic Hollywood musicals they pick Chicago and Dreamgirls?
Remember when Dreamgirls was "a lock" to win Best Picture?
And Eddie Murphy for Supporting Actor?
Should I be proud that I still haven't seen Dreamgirls?
Or that I can't remember whether or not I've even seen Chicago?
Can Hugh Jackman host this again?
How funny was Mark Wahlberg trying to convince the audience that there really was a tie?
How bad is it that, despite the tie, I STILL got the Sound Editing category wrong?
Were you wondering how insane it would be if there was a tie in a major category like Best Actress?
Am I the only one who has no recollection of Christopher Plummer winning Best Supporting Actor last year?
Why does the always classy, gracious Anne Hathaway get such a bad wrap?
Is there something wrong with wanting to win an Academy Award and being thankful for it?
Wasn't her husband great in Drive?
Didn't MacFarlane drastically improve when he started mocking the show and his own hosting of it?
Isn't it kind of cool that the Academy gave a lifetime achievement Oscar to Hal Needham, the director of Body Slam?
Any bets on whether that film was included in his highlight reel?
Can we just all agree now that the Jurassic Park theme is John Williams' greatest composition?
While Streisand was fitting, wouldn't it have been nice to have a montage of the late, great Marvin Hamlisch's screen contributions?
Am I saying that partially so I get to see The Swimmer make it onto the Oscar telecast?
Shouldn't we cut Kristen Stewart a break since there's a good chance we would have been bored presenting at this show too?
Did it occur to anyone that it could have just been nerves?
Can you believe I'm defending Kristen Stewart?
Is it wrong that I laughed at MacFarlane's joke about Rex Reed reviewing Adele's performance?
Did it top his other one about John Wilkes Booth being the only actor to really get inside Lincoln's head?
Isn't that song from Chasing Ice great?
Wasn't it a missed opportunity not having Scarlett Johansson there performing it?
Charlize Theron and Quentin Tarantino...neighbors?
Since the Affleck snub, did everyone's chances for correctly guessing Best Director go up in smoke?
Isn't Jennifer Lawrence's maniacal laugh in the diner scene awesome?
Could they have possibly picked a better clip?
After that fall, should she also get an Oscar for stuntwork?
Wasn't her reaction just further proof of how cool and self-depricating she is?
What does it say about how much of a lock Daniel-Day Lewis was that Meryl Streep didn't even need to open the envelope?
Can you believe that massive spoiler clip they showed for Flight?
Isn't it always great to see Jack Nicholson at the Oscars?
Doesn't The First Lady deserve a lot credit for agreeing to do this and doing it well?
Could you actually picture Nancy Reagan announcing Platoon as Best Picture in '87?
Wouldn't this make for a fun project of matching previous First Ladies with coinciding Best Picture winners of their terms?
Given how much the Obamas have publicly been supporting Beasts of the Southern Wild, weren't you a little concerned before Michelle opened that envelope?
How cool was it that Ben Aflleck thanked the director of Gigli, in his speech?
How many people picked up on it?
And who ever thought Affleck would get to the point where that would happen?
With that win (and beard) has he now fully completed his transformation into the new George Clooney?
Was being snubbed for Best Director the best thing that could have ever happened to him?
Will the media have their knives sharpened for MacFarlane?
Was the whole night him trying to find a balance between crude humor and song-and-dance routines?
Sometimes successfully, sometimes not?
Am I wrong in thinking there's way too much Broadway-style theatrics for a show supposedly honoring movies?
Even though it didn't come anywhere close to being the longest show in the Academy's history, didn't it kind of feel that way?
Wasn't that a strange show?
So, who's hosting the Oscars next year?